Visual puns, animated gifs, and other absurdities I come across in my internet meanderings.
Hores should be free
Hores should not be tamed. Hores should be kept wild and free. If a hore gets caught she will kick you in the face.
reblogging again for posterity.
Hammer, Fable II, Xbox 360
As one of maybe five people who thinks Fable II is one of the best games ever made, I’m also pretty alone in thinking that Hammer is one of the best characters ever made. She is such a badass ally to have!
- Garrus: All right, my turn. What’s the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
- Joker: Uh... I give up.
- Garrus: Correct!
- Joker: All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spikey monster?
- Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shanxi.
- Joker: Gotta respect the classics!
- Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
- Joker: 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the asari councilor for help, and one to request a seat on the Council afterward. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
- Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
- Joker: You’re shitting me! The turian military has one about me?
- Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
- Joker: All right, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
- Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills.
- Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what’s the hardest part about treating the turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
- Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
I want a cat that does this!!!
